Raistlin & Caramon ([info]takhisisbabies) wrote,
@ 2004-05-11 19:55:00
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Current mood: confused

Confoozed
OK i dun get it. Somoene creatid [info]twolumps_feed (hope I did that rite) for us. But i dun think its wurking cuz NOBODY HAS FED US THRU IT YET!!!1! SEND GOOSHYFOOD!!1!1 PLEEZE!!!

lix, singed caramon


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[info]nextian_cutie
2004-05-11 06:48 pm UTC (link)
I just found the comic today and LOVE it. I've signed up for the feed. Now, Caramon, you need to get back to work and be funny so your humans have something to draw about!

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[info]takhisisbabies
2004-05-20 01:41 pm UTC (link)
The concept of my brother "working" at anything is amusing in itself. Although I suppose he'd make a decent ottoman...

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No, no, Caramon
[info]kasreyn
2004-05-11 10:45 pm UTC (link)
It's YOU being fed to US, you see. ;-)

Go get Raistlin to explain it to you. [pats head]

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Re: No, no, Caramon
[info]kalieris
2004-05-12 07:07 am UTC (link)
I can just picture the terror this will inspire in Caramon. He'll probably go run and hide under the bed now, to avoid being eaten. ;)

Helga

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Re: No, no, Caramon
[info]takhisisbabies
2004-05-20 01:46 pm UTC (link)
Oh, absolutely. I've been taunting him mercilessly about being "fattened for the slaughter". I think I'll go leave a strategically-placed copy of Hansel and Gretel by the food dish. Mwa ha.

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[info]wild_roses
2004-05-12 05:34 am UTC (link)
I tried sending gooshy food, but the can wouldn't fit in my A: drive.

Working on a new plan, promise! *nod nod*

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[info]takhisisbabies
2004-05-28 08:37 am UTC (link)
OK THNAKS! i miss gooshy food but teh vet says i'm still to fat.

lix, Caramon

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[info]wild_roses
2004-05-28 08:40 am UTC (link)
My doc says I'm too fat, too. Tried to convince him that it's just more to love, but he said my body will end up hating me for it. So, it's off to the gym with me!

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[info]cygnia
2004-05-12 09:50 am UTC (link)
I just like to say that today's comic gave me flashbacks of dealing with my cat Mel in the bathroom... :)

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[info]solamente_mismo
2004-05-19 09:05 pm UTC (link)
Yuki, are you a Birman,a Siamese, or am I way off?

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[info]takhisisbabies
2004-05-20 01:47 pm UTC (link)
HI THEIR SURE!! raist dosn't liek playnig much tho.

lix, caramon

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Two Lumps is excellent
(Anonymous)
2004-05-14 08:45 am UTC (link)
Hunted all over, but couldn't find a "email the artist" connection anywhere, so...
I just want to compliment you on an excellent strip. Well-drawn, literate (which is IMPORTANT), true-to-life (I've been owned by assorted catmasters since I was three and I'm 57 now, so trust me I KNOW), and VERY funny.
I pass most of them on to my distribution list - I hope some of them will start accessing you directly.
I do have one (small) suggestion - a few strips contain obscenities - there is really no reason for that, it doesn't improve anything. You should eschew such in the future - after all, we want strips like yours to develop fans of all ages.
Cordially,
Moses Lambert
MacBenah@kdsi.net

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Re: Two Lumps is excellent
[info]flemco
2004-05-14 10:50 am UTC (link)
There's no reason for it?

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Re: Two Lumps is excellent
[info]rantinan
2004-05-20 08:19 pm UTC (link)
heheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheehehhe
that is all.

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Re: Two Lumps is excellent
[info]cumaeansibyl
2004-08-17 05:58 pm UTC (link)
Rather, there's no reason for there to be so little swearing, considering the parties involved.

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bwahahaha..
[info]albee32
2004-05-17 01:07 am UTC (link)
i couldn't seem to find a link to send you some love.. so i thought i'd do it through livejournal. snooch and eben are my heroes. thanks for all your work!

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Re: bwahahaha..
[info]takhisisbabies
2004-05-28 08:30 am UTC (link)
Well, as the comic is about us, this is a fine place to send missives of adoration, virtual pettings, et cetera.

Now if I can just get Caramon to quit licking the screen...

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[info]myriadofsins
2004-05-21 09:08 am UTC (link)
Top notch comic! Filled with spot on, witty observations! Signed up for the feed and can't wait to see more.

And P.S. Please keep it obscene... you shouldn't have to sugar-coat real observations for the over-sensitive and kids (who see worse on the telly thankyouverymuch)! Anyone who has ever been owned by a cat knows they talk like sailors anyhoo ;)

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[info]takhisisbabies
2004-05-28 08:40 am UTC (link)
Well, we certainly make no direct attempts to be obscene. I, myself, find that it can detract from the impression of composure in some situations.

However, living with my brother on a daily basis could drive even Mother Theresa into a fit of foul-mouthed hysteria, so I don't think we'll be seeing any change in the true-to-life depictions.

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Soulmates!
(Anonymous)
2004-05-22 03:53 pm UTC (link)
It is as I suspected - there is in fact a doppleganger for everyone out there.

Introducing to Raistlin and Caramon: my two more-hairy sisters, Fe and Chill. Otherwise known as Tense and Dense respectively.

Fe - very clever, very manipulative, slender (ok, thinner than Chill), would be a chess expert if she could just work out how to play it without a thumb.

Chill - um, not so clever, talks to walls, plump, considers the height of strategy to be to thump her sister on the head. Repeatedly.

The girls from the UK say "hi!" Well they would, but Fe's pretending to be asleep and Chill's talking to the houseplant.

(These comics scarily mimic my life - keep up the good work!)

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Re: Soulmates!
[info]takhisisbabies
2004-05-28 08:35 am UTC (link)
Greetings! I'll be forced to keep this brief, as Caramon perked at the mention of "girls" and is now frantically grooming himself. Fortunately there's plenty of acreage to cover and I have a little time, at least.

Let Fe know that with patience, chess pieces can be nudged and swatted into position. Some try to argue that it's not a legal move because the paw leaves the piece. I contend that since the piece was never picked up to begin with, the "setting down" terms don't apply.

Of course, given the company in my abode, I might as well be playing versus a houseplant.

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[info]burninglilac
2004-05-26 03:00 pm UTC (link)
Had to leave a note since I love your comic so much... I had a challenge from a friend to revamp our LJs and see which one turned out better, and I couldn't help but use some of your graphics for icons. I've linked to the comic and have been spreading the word, so I hope you don't mind! If you do, just let me know and I'll gladly respect your wishes and take them down.

Thanks for finally showing what cats are really like!

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[info]takhisisbabies
2004-05-28 08:29 am UTC (link)
We don't mind a bit. Although Mom and The Bald One seem to demand beer in exchange for such license.

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To Raist
(Anonymous)
2004-07-27 07:07 am UTC (link)
I used to be owned by a catgod, Ken-ohki, that looked just like you, do you get on the fridge to sleep too? I mean, I know you love gooshy food, and sunlight, but what about getting way on up high (as per your godly status) and sleeping?

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[info]dbdcomic
2004-05-26 08:35 pm UTC (link)
I too looked all over for an email address or some other way to get ahold of you without resorting to this. ^^ BUT, I really like the comic One of my friends pointed me to it. I was wondering if you had a banner that I could put on my comic site.

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[info]takhisisbabies
2004-05-28 08:27 am UTC (link)
Hmm. We did have a few banners and buttons for linking, but I now notice that they never made an appearance on the site itself. I shall have to gnaw on Mom's head when she comes home from work, and make sure that the situation is rectified.

That is, after I finish gnawing on a tech's head over the templates not updating.

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[info]xtaintedangelx
2004-05-28 08:49 pm UTC (link)
Glee! *skips about wildly* Woah...too much caffiene.

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[info]dbdcomic
2004-05-28 10:05 pm UTC (link)
Ah-ha! Yayness. I have installed a new section on my comic page called "Sandra's Pick Of The Week" where I feature an outstanding comic newly discovered by me. Relevance? Two lumps is the first ever "Sandra's Pick Of The Week".


(If this isn't okay, feel free to put me on a spit and feed me to the baka monster.)

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[info]minabacon
2004-06-03 04:23 pm UTC (link)
*scratches Caramon behind the ears*

I'm trying to get gooshy food to you I swear it!

And I gotta tell ya...you are waaaay too adorable for your own good. ^_^

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[info]blue_moon22
2006-11-05 04:38 pm UTC (link)
LOL!

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