Raistlin & Caramon ([info]takhisisbabies) wrote,
@ 2004-09-23 16:48:00
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hi agian!!!
ok its me caramon agian. raist is asleep and moms at wurk! we had to go too THE ICKY PLACE agian last week. i dun like it even if they do gimme treets. they sed that im even fatter so nowe im on speshul pra-skrip-shun diet fud. its still gross and very not gooshy!! but insted of flat this kind is all round kibbel. i dint wanna eat it so i scoopd it out too see if their wuz any reglar fud underneath. but their wasnt. BUT! mom got a speshul dish that refils itslef so their wuz more round kibbel. i scoopd out lots and lots and fuond out it rollz all over the kicchen like marbels! its fun!! i emteed the HOLE contianer! im gonna go play with it sum more now. moms gonna be so proud i made myslef a toy!!

beybye! from caramon!!


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[info]sclerotic_rings
2004-09-23 03:02 pm UTC (link)
Caramon, I really need you to meet my cat Leiber. He's only about one-tenth the diameter you are, but he apparently shares your brain.

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as I've said before:
[info]biomekanic
2004-09-23 03:04 pm UTC (link)
if it's not gooshy, it's krap! Krap I say! Krap!
-Kachiko

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u ned to meet Small Change
[info]fleurrette
2004-09-23 03:10 pm UTC (link)
My youngest kitty.
She shares your tastes in fud an play

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[info]willow_kat
2004-09-23 03:14 pm UTC (link)
Hi Caramon!

I don't know if your mom's going to be happy about the food - after all, it's meant to go in your tummy, not on the floor! It might not taste very good, but it's good for you. But I'm sure your mom already told you that.

Kat

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[info]gabbysmom
2004-09-23 03:31 pm UTC (link)
Ohhh Gabby wants a refilling dish! Like magic!

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[info]nadriel
2004-09-23 03:35 pm UTC (link)
I eagerly await Raist's responce...

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[info]phantomterror
2004-09-23 03:41 pm UTC (link)
At least if yer playing with it and exercising and not eating it you will lose weight fast.

Then mum might put you back on gooshy food.

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[info]flynxy
2004-09-23 04:00 pm UTC (link)
I feel bad for you Caramon. I'm still a kitten so I get to eat real food, but Shadow is fat and needs to be on diet food.

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[info]sekl
2004-09-23 04:08 pm UTC (link)
Demand gooshy food!

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[info]bastianboo
2004-09-23 04:49 pm UTC (link)
Diet is "die" with a "t" on the end. If I were you, I'd throw it all out on the floor...and leave it there.

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[info]thatgirljj
2004-09-23 05:23 pm UTC (link)
Mr. Punkin Pie shares your pain. If anything kidney disease cat food is worse than diet cat food. It smells like seaweed even to my inferior human nose. It's too nasty even to be worth playing with.

And you should convince your mom to get you a refillable water container... that's even more fun to spill all over the floor. It gurgles!

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[info]noxcat
2004-09-23 05:47 pm UTC (link)
We don't care much for gooshy food...but tuna juice is delicious!! And we take romaine lettuce from Human's hands!

Nyssa

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[info]plaidkatia
2004-09-23 07:12 pm UTC (link)
ah, don't worry about the diet cat food. my cats (all four of 'em) have actually gained weight on it.
and i think you need to meet yuri the wonder cat. he would love to frolic in the refilling dish. though he prefers fried egg sandwiches (or maybe the diet cat food isn't the cause of his expanding beer gut)

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[info]taraione
2004-09-24 02:57 am UTC (link)
Shh. While Mom's getting ready to go to class, I get to use the computer! I have a magic dish too! But, she doesn't buy me round kibble. So, I just have to keep on moving the food around the floor. Mom doesn't like it when I do that too much because she steps on it when she wakes up in the middle of the night. Bye Caramon!!

Kryten

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[info]monteen
2004-09-24 05:53 am UTC (link)
Don't worry too much about being a fat lump, C. My cat loves 'em fat and dumb. We actually had to get her fixed because we were afraid her kittenhood crush, Katze (a 25 lb orange tabby who drank bleach water), would hurt himself when he tried to get away from her advances by crawling under the couch (which sat about 2 inches off the ground).

BTW, we're glad to see you two posting again!

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[info]lowrianne
2004-09-24 06:10 am UTC (link)
Cricket here using mom's 'puter. I don't like the kibble so I barf in it. Then she feels all sorry for me and gives me gooshy food.

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[info]peshwengi
2004-09-24 06:54 am UTC (link)
The only way to stop cats throwing their food outside the dish, is to give them a dish big enough for them to stand in ;o)

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[info]cygnia
2004-09-24 08:02 am UTC (link)
What is this "gooshy" that you speak of? My Man's only given me dried stuff...hrrrm...must have words with him about this...

...time to sit on his chest and bat his nose as well...

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[info]succubuskitty
2004-09-24 02:30 pm UTC (link)
I is sorry to see that you gots the diet fud again, but at least you maked a toy! I do that wit the pool noodles, my mom cuts 'em up for stuffs and then I play with the pieces. On a happy note tho' I finally gets the gooshy foods!!!

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[info]deepdarkwoods
2004-09-24 05:16 pm UTC (link)
Maybe you should try diet gooshy food? Our fat kitty was on that for awhile. Science Diet brand. But then he got diabetes, and has to eat regular gooshy food. You wouldn't like the diabetes, though. Then you have to get shots twice a day. :(

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Caramon!
[info]fae_struck
2004-09-26 09:17 pm UTC (link)
I am so happy you posted again! I missed you guys! Mostly I miss the inestimable Raist/Eben. Only he is truly capable of understanding my brilliance. Certainly not the moronic kittens I am forced to live with.

Here's a hint. After eating the yucky food, go puke on mommies favorite clothes. Keep doing this at every meal, and they will change the food real quick. Laying on the floor pretending to twitch also helps, although I am unclear as to why.

- Nightmare

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Re: Caramon!
[info]monteen
2004-09-28 10:27 am UTC (link)
Hey, Clyde here. Mom and Dad left the 'puters unattended, it's rare, but it happens. I got gooshy food once, but all of a sudden Mom stopped, something about being stinky. I don't really mind the kibble stuff since I get treats from the shakey can. I make sure to yell at them if I don't some everyday.

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Food toy!
[info]samantha_vimes
2004-10-04 09:54 am UTC (link)
Avalon gets dry food for some of her meals and gooshy for others. She likes both, but she thinks the best thing about the rounded kibble is that it makes for great games of soccer across the tile floors before she finally puts the kibble out of its misery and eats it.
Her dry food isn't for weight loss, but dental health... plus mixing it in with the gooshy helps keep her from eating so fast she immediately throws up.

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[info]cyndtechgoddess
2004-10-22 01:42 pm UTC (link)
Caramon, you should meet Bagheera and Freyja-kitty. They have the same special dish, and they share in the fun you have discovered.

Mom and dad both frequently come home to large amounts of round kibbel all over the floor... :: sighs ::

Here I thought they were the only ones that did that. :)

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[info]shadiness
2004-10-26 05:17 pm UTC (link)
Hi Caramon! You and Raist are fun to read about, so I'm going to put you on my friend's list.
Talk to you later!
~V

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[info]meridius
2004-10-29 02:46 am UTC (link)
Diet fud or not, my three little...ok, not so little gluttons would eat it all...THEY should be on the diet moreso than you Caramon

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[info]pizza_assassin
2004-11-12 05:58 am UTC (link)
hi caramon, i'm macavity! i live with three other cats but they're all sleeping and i'm bored. one of my girls (i have three!) left the compooter on and i just had to tell you how much i love you! your comic makes my girls laugh and then they give me extra pettins cuz they say i'm just like you! i get gooshy food sometimes but mostly i get kibble too. i like to dump my bowl all over the floor so i can eat it and bat at it while i lay on my side! my girls say i'm lazy but i'm not! as soon as they come back, i'm planning an attack on their heads from the top of the cabinet! uh oh, i hear my girl coming! time to pounce!

luv ya!
mac

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